Thursday, March 29, 2007

SI Assures Us That Remainder of NHL Season Totally Unnecessary

In their continuing efforts to impress upon you, mere mortal, the fact that Time Warner is the most powerful presence in the known Universe, the good folks at Sports Illustrated have actually altered the space-time continuum! Behold! The final NHL Power Rankings of the season!

While some may conclude that this is a tad premature considering the season still has two weeks left in it, these people will be exposed as the heretical non-believers they are and punished accordingly. They will be made to watch endless loops of Riffs of Reilly.

Final NHL Power rankings []

p.s.: BTW, we’re not at all pissed that they dropped the Senators 8 spots after a 7-1-2 run. Nope. Not at all. Totally cool with that.

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