Wednesday, March 19, 2008

My Personal Services Contract With Satan Stipulates I Must Mock This

Yes, I know it's everywhere. Everybody has it, even Deadspin, whose hockey coverage can best be described as "naive" (easy Greg...The Closer notwithstanding). It's been running on a continuous loop on TSN, Sportsnet, CTV News and a circa 1987 VCR somewhere in the bowels of ESPN.

But I don't care. 197 feet. Shorthanded. The only thing that would have made this better would have been a 1-0 loss. But, I'll take it either way. Seriously. I could watch this all day.



I know J.C. Petit. J.C. Petit is a friend of mine. And you, sir, are NO J.C. Petit.

4 comments:

Wyshynski said...

You damn right "The Closer notwithstanding!"

Thanks for reading, buckaroo...

Senators Lost Cojones said...

@wyshinski: You're welcome. And likewise.

But unless this "buckaroo" gets his Deadspin Certified Genuine NHL Closer Fan Club Secret Decoder Ring and Pez Dispenser soon, you can forget about getting anymore boxtops from ME mister!

Loser Domi said...

@SLC: you mean you DON"T have the ring? Jeez Luise, even I have one. The FIRST secret message says..."D-R-I-N-K--O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E"

Baroque said...

Impressively he didn't fall into an incoherent puddle afterwards - makes the Cloutier Collapse even more pathetic/tragic.