Combining Senators hockey with a contempt of the human condition since 2007.
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Kings 2, Sens 0 -- Please Follow Directions Printed Below
Step 1. -- Insert season in bowl.
Step 2. -- Activate green flush lever located at upper left.
Step 3. -- Act contrite and apologize profusely to fans, press and team. Insert shoulder shrugs and befuddled head scratching as appropriate.
Step 4. -- Giggle like self-absorbed schoolgirl on way to golf course/summer home/crack dealer.
You played the absolute worst team in the NHL, and quite possibly the worst team in all of hockey. You played the absolute worst team in the NHL who were also starting a rookie goaltender against you. And you couldn't even score, let alone win.
Forget about the division, gentlemen. That goal is no longer attainable. You are now five points out of oblivion. One of the most impressive collection of hockey talent ever assembled is now hell bent on missing the playoffs. And the only reason this will almost certainly happen, is that you just can't bring yourselves to give a shit.
Unapologetic sports fanatic (blessed with an incredibly patient wife...and my own Man Room). If they keep a score, if there's a winner and a loser, or if the participants stand a better than average chance of bleeding (especially that one), I'll watch it. At least once. Well, except for cricket. I'll NEVER understand cricket.