Hour One, In Which Our Hero Asks Self How Bad Must An Obsession Be Before It Can Be Called "Unhealthy"

Corey Perry re-signs with the Ducks and the UN-ification of Tampa continues with the signing of Radim Vrbata (um...who?).

That's it. That's all we have for the first hour. Meanwhile, Sportsnet Connected runs on a loop on the t.v. behind me. I do believe Martine Gaillard may be flirting with me. Madam, please. I'm married.

One thing I have learned. I want to be a sports "writer" when I grow up. Sitting in your underwear drinking beer while waiting for the internet to do your job for you rocks! I've finally found the secret to Simmons' continued employment.