Thursday, January 15, 2009

Sens 3, Thrashers 2: I'm Feeling SO...Um...Very... What's The Opposite Of Shame?

Two wins in a row for the first time in six weeks! And better yet, two solid efforts in a row in...oh...thirteen months?

Unfortunately as my Live Bloggy duties/witticisms (HAR!) kept me from taking my usual copious notes, or even paying enough attention to what was going on on the ice (and also because I'm in a hurry) I'm pulling it all out of my ass* and rockin' the Creamy Middle Simpsons style. Go!
  • And I, for one, welcome our new goaltending overlord. I'd like to remind him that as a trusted member of the OBC, I can be helpful in rounding up Leaf fans to toil in his underground gummy caves.
  • Because sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves!
  • Please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
*It's a figure of speech! C'mon. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son!**
**Bonus reference, just because I'm in that good a mood.

Up Next:

Oh crap. Here's where we find out if the new found commitment to, you know, playing actual hockey is for real. Saturday night, HNIC, the Habs. They're like the Bruins, only less hurty. (7:00pm, Cee-Bee-Cee)

Behind Enemy Lines:

Where else?


Michael Fisher Portnoy III said...

Tight man, as always.

Anonymous said...

Mike Portnoy?! No way!

Anonymous said...

I haven't read this blog since the playoffs last year -I'm surprised you're still bothering with this. The team is in a mess and it will take years to fix it. This new goalie (whoever he is) I can't say I've ever seen anyone so afraid of the puck, the rebounds are worldclass, he'll be sent back to 'Bing in a week or two. Take a break, the NBA has a fine product, or there's the Lumber Kings just up the line.

Senators Lost Cojones said...

I'm sorry you feel that way Anon #2. I'm also sorry you seem to be unaware of why we internet scribblers do what we do.

Number31 said...

Hey! Good game tonight. I saw Elliott play here when the Bulldogs visited the Bell Centre and was wondering when he'd get the call. Good goalie. Cheers!

Senators Lost Cojones said...

...visited the Bell Centre and was wondering when he'd get the call.

I see what you did there.

In all seriousness 31, it's not like we had a whole lot of choice. But I like what I've seen so far! Go Not Sucking!