Combining Senators hockey with a contempt of the human condition since 2007.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Brutal, Putrid, Nauseating, Useless Piles Of Pus Filled Scrotums...Pick One
Jackets 1, Sens...Sweet. Fuck. All.
With the trade deadline approaching and all hope of anything remotely pleasant happening this season, please banish the following wastes of ice time/oxygen to any place where their weak, incompetent, gutless, stick checking asses will suffer the greatest levels of pain and suffering. Like Long Island:
Alexandre Picard Filip Kuba Christoph Schubert Filip Kuba Either of tonight's officials Preferably both Filip Kuba Alexandre Picard Carrie Underwood (sorry honey, but you're obviously a distraction) Whoever you have coaching the power play Filip Kuba
Creamy middle to follow tomorrow. For now, Sens fans, feel free to drink heavily, refine the list, and, if you're anything like me, go and punch a few nuns.
Jesus Christ...Doesn't anybody know how to play this fucking game???
Unapologetic sports fanatic (blessed with an incredibly patient wife...and my own Man Room). If they keep a score, if there's a winner and a loser, or if the participants stand a better than average chance of bleeding (especially that one), I'll watch it. At least once. Well, except for cricket. I'll NEVER understand cricket.