Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Come Back Shane! Come Back! SHAAAAAANE!

OTTAWA (SLC) -- The Ottawa Blogger Collective (©TUC), a drunken disturbed loose confederation made up of three of the finest Senators blogs gracing the internet, along with another of lesser repute, announced today that their nascent plan to corner the Cool Stuff Dedicated To Obscure Fourth Liners market will have to wait, as the star of their fall line, 21 year old centre Cody Bass, was demoted to the American Hockey League. One blogger, wishing to remain anonymous remarked, "I hope they call him up soon. That basement full of malaysian seamstresses ain't gonna pay for itself." Rumours that their plans also included a guerrilla campaign to get Bass voted to the All Star Team remain unconfirmed as of this writing.

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