Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Marc-Andre's Ass Would Like To Congratulate The Detroit Red Wings!

I can think of a few worse feelings than losing a Stanley Cup on an own-goal. Like...say...getting one's testes caught in a band saw. Or coaching the Laughs.

But really, MAF's posterior exploits aside, the Wings have deserved this win since the first week of October. So congrats Detroit! And thanks! Universal Order has been restored.

Now we can finally start talking about the draft.


HabsFan29 said...

Fuck you're fast with the MAF ass headlines

yes, the draft! and UFA's! the important stuff dammit

oh and congrats, Wings, i guess, er whatever

Suburban Hippie said...

Odd that so few people on the 'Net have thought of the phrase "ass goal" -- immediately after it happened we said "Oh my God, an ass goal!"

It will go down in Stanley Cup history. Poor Marc-Andre. This will fuck with his head for the rest of his life.

Jaredoflondon said...

Man, this kid has huge issues with epic bad goals, first the world juniors now this. Poor bugger.