Combining Senators hockey with a contempt of the human condition since 2007.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
A Special Message To Dan Marouelli
There's eight minutes left in this game as I type this. The Islanders are winning 3-1. Randy Robitaille has just taken a two handed chop to the neck, while you were standing three fucking feet away, without a penalty called. Yet Ottawa has taken 10 penalties, mostly of the "brush the stick against somebody's arm" variety. Gary Galley has said "Even I don't know what a penalty is anymore."
You're an embarrassment to the league Dan. Any resulting blood from this game will be on your hands. It is my fervent hope that you finally come to your senses and realize that you are an incompetent piece of shit better suited to typewriter maintenance at Rocco's School for the Insane. Fuck you Marouelli. May you be anally raped by a rabid porcupine.
Unapologetic sports fanatic (blessed with an incredibly patient wife...and my own Man Room). If they keep a score, if there's a winner and a loser, or if the participants stand a better than average chance of bleeding (especially that one), I'll watch it. At least once. Well, except for cricket. I'll NEVER understand cricket.