Thursday, November 20, 2008

A Special Message To Don Van Massenhoven


What...the...FUCK! Were you sick the day they taught you the Possession Rule on delayed penalties? Or were you too distracted, stroking that porn-stache while reminiscing on your days as an alter boy? JESUS. JUMPED. UP. CHRIST!!

There are bad calls. They happen all the time. There are even bad calls that cost goals. Scrambles around the crease, or maybe a close off sides that gets missed. I can understand that. But THAT?!? That was a fucking embarrassment.

Asshat.

UPDATE: We lose 3-2 in a shootout. Of course, this game should never have gone to overtime, let alone a shootout, isn't that right Don? Yes. That's right. And it wasn't just the A-Train GOAL was it? No, it wasn't. We should have started the OT with a four minute powerplay instead of two. But apparently, to you, you incompetent bag of scrotum sweat, "blood" does not equal "visible sign of injury".

If it were up to me Don, you would be waking up in your hotel room, roughly four hours from now, with a rabid porcupine ripping out your ballsack with its bloody, slavering teeth. And if we miss the playoffs by a point, I will make it my mission that that actually happens.


Creamy Middle to follow tomorrow. I need to calm down.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah, really! Think if we got a pool together we could pay for eye surgery for the guy?

Anonymous said...

And now the habs get to walk away with our 2 points... GAH!!!

Justin Crowder said...

Don Rocks, and so does stealing points...

Go Habs Go!

Meaghan said...

AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Josh said...

i'm with the guys on rds: hartsburg should have been going BALLISTIC on the refs.

i'm still mad at him about that even after the win over the rangers!

Winstrol said...

I hope he has heard you!